This is why he's my best friend.

(11:53) Silly Kitten☆ : I'M SO BUTCH I ROLL MY OWN TAMPONS
(11:53) Silly Kitten☆ : I am
(11:53) Silly Kitten☆ : the bionic lesbian'
(11:53) Silly Kitten☆ : FEAR ME AND MY BUTCHYNESS.
(11:54) Silly Kitten☆ : I USE MAYONNAISE AS LUBE
(11:54) Silly Kitten☆ : AND A BAGUETTE AS A DlLDO
(11:55) Silly Kitten☆ : My nipples are so hard.
(11:55) Silly Kitten☆ : you could juice lemons
(11:55) Silly Kitten☆ : or cut glass.
(11:55) Silly Kitten☆ : no one luhb teh robotic lesbian.