THIS IS WHY HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

(15:05) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): -puts tamponnn in nose-
(15:07) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): AHAHA SLAMACOW
(14:59) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): -strokes-
(15:00) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): thts a friggin dildoo/noodle
(15:05) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): WHOS THT SHEXY BEAST
(15:02) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): JESSS I WENT GAY FOR OUR SON IS THT HEALTHY?
(15:01) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): MAH GAWD HE IS CUTE I WOULD GO GAY FOR HIM TOO
(15:12) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): I PISSED OFFF A GUY AND LOVED ITTT
(15:12) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): HE MADE MAH DICKKK A SOFTT ONEEE
(15:12) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): IT WASNT RITE
(15:12) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): IT WASNT GAYY
(15:12) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): IT WAS JUST GEHTTO
(15:12) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): HE SLAPPED MAH ASSS AND LIKED ITTT
(15:13) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): I WAS DRIVIN BY TOWN AND I SEE UR WITH THE GIRL I LOVEEE
(15:13) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): AND IM LIKE PISS OFF SHES MINE U DICK
(15:14) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): IMA JUST BE ASSSSIANNN AND SAY
(15:14) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): WUT FACK U DOIN WITH HERR
(15:26) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): ILL RHAPE THE TOILET
(15:15) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): -PLAY KEYBOARDKAT-
(15:23) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): -BRAIN DAMGE-
(15:16) ☆Mario☆(≧◡≦): i hate you all